mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
darrynek: wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
ollymurs: i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
mydeaddog: sometimes im like boys but other times i just boys
someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
traversant: archetypalboner: “Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.” Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects. Ding ding ding ding ding.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via sadfag)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole